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ROAD KILL TURD

 

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TANGOED WITH TEQUILA TILL LONG AFTER 3 AM

I WOKE UP WITH A FREIGHT TRAIN RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

IS THAT THE SPANISH INQUISITION JUST OUTSIDE MY DOOR

NO, IT’S THE GROUNDS CREW GUY ON THAT MOTHER F’ING MOWER.

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DIDN’T GET NO BETTER ALL THROUGH THE DAY

TOOK THE HAIR OF THE DOG TO CHASE IT AWAY

YOU’D THINK I WOULD BUT I STILL AIN’T LEARNED

I WOKE UP FEELING LIKE A ROAD KILL TURD

I WOKE UP FEELING LIKE A ROAD KILL TURD

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ROLLED OUT OF BED, FELL ONTO THE FLOOR

CRAWLED TO THE BATHROOM DOWN ON ALL FOURS

PEEKED IN THE MIRROR, WHAT A FRIGHTENING SIGHT

DON’T SEE THINGS LIKE THAT ‘CEPT ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT

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STAGGERED TO THE LIVING ROOM, STOPPED AND STARED

COULDN’T QUITE BELIEVE WHAT I SAW THERE

TRAIN WRECK JUST DON'T SAY IT QUITE RIGHT

LOOKED LIKE GODZILLA CAME TO VISIT ME LAST NIGHT

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I SWEAR, OVER AND OVER, NEVER, EVER AGAIN

BUT YOU KNOW THAT'S A LIE, DON'T YOU, MY FRIEND.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I STILL AIN’T LEARNED

WHEN YOU MESS WITH TEQUILA YOU’RE GONNA GET BURNED

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